Funny GOUT Joke - Created during my Attack!

[GoutyAlcoholic]

A top secret terrorist spy was captured and brought to the interrogation chamber. After 2 days of continuous torture the spy would not divulge the secret co-ordinates of a bomb that was planted somewhere in a large US city. So the CIA decided to bring in their top 3 interrogation doctors. The first doctor came in with a pair of rusted scissors. He began to interrogate the spy while cutting off all his fingers, eyelids, ears, nose and testicles all using the little rusted scissor. The spy would not tell him anything. So the second doctor came into the room with sand paper. He began to sand what was left of the spy’s skin until all that was left was red muscle tissue, then he poured vinegar and rubbed lemon all over the spy. The spy did not tell him anything. Finally, the 3rd doctor came in. The other two doctors didn’t think there was anything left to do to make the spy talk. He simply walked up to the spy and showed him 2 needles. He whispered in his ear the following:

The first needle will raise your uric acid levels in your blood. Then he gave him the needle. Then he said, the second needle will raise your blood’s pH level. Then gave him the needle. The spy then started to laugh out because that didn’t even hurt. The doctor then walked out of the room and came back waving a large thin bed sheet in the air. The spy stopped laughing then watched as the specialist began to gently place the bed sheet over the spy’s feet. Then next thing you heard was:

OK,OK, Please stop!!!! New York Yankee Stadium. Gold Section. Row 5 Seat 14, you must cut the red wire first then the blue wire!!!!!